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THE
KINGDOM OF GOD IS HIRING
JOB TITLE: Disciples for Christ.
JOB DESCRIPTION: Tell the dying world how they can live through
Jesus Christ.
NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS: UNLIMITED; preachers, teachers,
singers, musicians, disciples, etc, Exception: The position of Boss
has already been filled by the Holy Spirit.
EXPERIENCE: None necessary.
EDUCATION: The Holy Spirit will teach you all things.
BENEFIT PACKAGE INCLUDES:
SALARY: God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to
His riches n glory.
INSURANCE: Access to the Master Physician.
PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES: Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Long suffering, A
Lawyer, A comforter and a Wonderful Counselor.
RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT: The most important
benefit of all, eternal life with the employer.
DEADLINE TO APPLY: Before the return of Jesus Christ (date unknown,
wise not to hesitate)
PLEASE NOTE: Satan and demons need not apply.
THESE POSITIONS SHOULD BE FILLED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO PLEASE SHARE
WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES...... |
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